Fake Lord Ian Berry MP today announced a re-skilling morning tea* for Ippy serfs.
‘I am concerned that too many serfs have too little to do’, Lord Berry said.
Lord Berry brought the issue to national attention in non-unhinged remarks in Parliament last week and later in The Queensland Times.
‘There has been an undeniable increase in Internet mischief-making to the detriment of a number of eminent Ipswichians.’
‘Victims have told my office they are quite unable to concentrate on their falconry or lamington workhouses.’
‘I’m determined to put a stop it’, Lord Berry said, looking distinctively Churchillian.
Lord Berry said there was no link between increased spare time and recent LNP public serf cuts.
‘That’s a nonsense cooked up by the Member for Bundamba and noted Trotskyist, Jo-Ann Miller.’
However, Lord Berry encouraged Ippy serfs who, until recently, received a regular stipend from the State government but found themselves ‘kicking about and
causing problems on electric typewriters’ to register for the morning tea.
This includes the following serfs
- Nurses/Doctors/Physiotherapists/Social Workers/Psychologists/Misc Hospital serfs
- Teachers/Senior Police Officers
- Rail/Department of Main Roads/Tenancy Advocacy serfs
- Miscellaneous serfs
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Itinerant wanderers
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Rag-and-bone men
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1930’s dustbowlers
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Corpse tossers on LNP ‘Bring out Your Dead’ carts
- Human batteries (as featured in the Matrix documentary film)
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